28 May 2004 “Earthling, This Is the Last Chance to Purchase Your Safety…”
Just got an unusually amusing bit of hate mail:
I just read your critque of Gore’s speech. What misleading crap. Of course since your rightwing idols are lying, cheating, fascist scum, it only stands to reason. Who ever heard of The National Center for Public Policy Research? This is just another ultra right conservative bullshit center that creates propoganda for right wing justification. Get a life.David Everist
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What’s amusing about this is that if you put the author’s email address into Google, you get a website offering to sell you vinyl Crop Circle Stickers (in a choice of thirteen attractive colors, no less) that you can use to deter aliens from abducting you.The website says: “Earthling, this is your last chance to purchase your safety. Place these stickers on your car or notebook and maybe you won’t be abducted.”
This gentleman doesn’t appear to be overly popular over at the John Kerry for President Blog. So I guess this letter is not a sign of an emerging belief in alien abduction among leftists generally.
That’s a relief. We’ve got enough looney leftism already, what with Roland Emmerich claiming the Acropolis is turning into a ski lodge of the gods.
Addendum, March 11, 2006: Almost two years later, an indignant response arrives:
amy ridenour,I am the guy you wrote about on May 28th 2004 calling me a “leftist Looney.” You obviously don’t know what you are talking about. I can now see why you get so much wrong. You make ridiculous assumptions regardless of the facts. I ran across your article about my “Crop Circle” vinyl designs site (which I took down for various other reasons) the other day when I Googled my name. I found it quite humorous since you got almost nothing right. You quoted my webmaster’s sales catch phrase to humorously sell vinyl designs and took it to represent my political philosophy. LOL! No wonder you get so much wrong! I just like the crop circle designs and their formation is an idle curiosity to me and has nothing to do with my political philosophy. You are an idiot.
By the way, what do you think of your “Fuhrer” now that he has exposed his colors for the whole world to see? How long before you think he will be impeached and his entire administration held accountable for the crimes they have committed? As for my not being popular on Kerry’s site so long ago, I only considered him the lesser of two evils and he would not be my choice for an alternative candidate in an obviously broken and corrupt system. All I can say is the Republican controlled Congress and their stolen 2000 and 2004 elections have gotten the people who voted for them just what they deserved.
PS As far as aliens go, one of the only thing alien to the human race I can see anywhere is you and the people who think like you.