Access to Consumer Products a Fundamental Right?

From Reuters:

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, who became internationally known for his campaign a year ago to legalize gay marriage, said on Monday he considered wireless Internet access a fundamental right of all citizens.

At the rate this guy is going, I would not be surprised to see him proclaim my children have a fundamental right to have a puppy.

When David Almasi shared this Reuters article with me, I at first thought it was a parody. Now I just wish it was.