Avian Flu Update II

Despite an ominous indication that avian flu had reached Sweden, it turns out a sick Swedish seagull didn’t have avian flu after all.

It was just drunk.

In related news, plans for flu quarantines at U.S. university frat houses have been cancelled.

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